This Guy Watches True Crime T-Shirt
Funny true crime T-shirt for the guy who watches, analyzes, and doesn’t miss a detail. If he’s the one paying attention to every inconsistency and quietly judging every bad decision on screen, this one says it without him having to.
“This guy watches true crime. Proceed carefully.” lands exactly where it should. It’s direct, a little sarcastic, and built on that familiar energy of someone who’s seen enough cases to know how things go. Not loud about it, just aware ... and already a few steps ahead.
The design leans into a vintage noir style with bold contrast, a fedora silhouette, and distressed texture that gives it that classic investigative feel. It reads instantly and stands out without looking overworked.
A strong gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, or any true crime fan who treats every episode like a case study. Great for birthdays, holidays, Father’s Day, or anyone who knows better than to ignore red flags.
Easy to wear, comfortable, and built to hold up as a go-to piece for everyday use, whether it’s casual, out, or just watching the next episode unfold.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Gleefully Me Designs | Greeting Cards, Art Prints & Apparel
- Email: contact@support.gleefullymedesigns.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
This Guy Watches True Crime T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
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27
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16 1/2
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S
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28
|
18
|
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M
|
29
|
20
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
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4XL
|
34
|
30
|
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5XL
|
35
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32
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